WHOLE LOTTA NOTHIN' GOIN' ON

I'm so glad I made the party
To be with you and all your guests
Can't move for movers and shakers
All the brightest and the best
You've got a line for everyone
And a whole lotta nothin' goin' on

You're such a people's person
You're really great at shaking hands
And spending money you've not got
On people you can't stand
Oh the speculation and the fun
Whole lotta nothin' goin' on

There's nothing in the night
Nothing in the wine
Nothing in the words
There's no-one on the line
Nothing in the music
Nothing in the air
I've never seen a nothing quite like this anywhere

She's a magnet for the headlines
She's a credit to the gym
She's well known for being famous
She's bewildered but she's slim
Straight in at No. 1!!
Whole lotta nothin' goin’ on

And there's a new deal on the table
What a talent that boy has!
Change the name and change the label
Do it twice and call it jazz
Kiss Kiss! Gone Gone!
Whole lotta nothin' goin' on

Yes I'm so glad I made the party
Really sorry not to stay
Don't you love the Glitterati
And the funny things they say
See you later, job done
Whole lotta nothing goin' on